Photorealistic 8-second viral mechanic-shop commercial. Sasquatch is driving a diesel pickup when the check-engine light comes on. He stares at the dash and yells, “NOT TODAY, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!” He punches the dashboard. Smash cut to Sasquatch standing at the counter inside Starr Diesel & Auto Repair. Mechanic asks, “So what’s it doing?” Sasquatch calmly says, “Some electrical shit… completely unrelated to the hole in the dashboard.” End screen: “STARR DIESEL & AUTO REPAIR — FIXING YOUR SHIT. JUDGING YOUR DECISIONS.”