Create a 5-second vertical 9:16 video intro for a WhatsApp Status.
CONCEPT:
Create an absurdly serious early-1990s VHS television warning. It should feel like a mysterious late-night broadcast recorded onto an old VHS tape around 1993.
The warning must appear completely serious at first and gradually become ridiculous.
IMPORTANT:
Do NOT reveal what the following video is about.
Do NOT show a hospital, patient, bed, injury, medical equipment, ambulance, doctor or any other medical imagery.
The joke only works when the intro ends and the real next clip suddenly reveals me lying in a hospital bed.
VISUAL STYLE:
Authentic early-1990s VHS television broadcast.
Bright, trashy and colorful 90s graphics.
Oversaturated cyan, magenta, yellow, red and electric blue.
Analog tape noise.
Scan lines.
Tracking errors.
Chromatic aberration.
RGB separation.
Slight image wobble.
Fuzzy broadcast typography.
Occasional television static.
Everything should look dramatically important, slightly cheap and wonderfully outdated.
TIMELINE:
0.0–0.8 SEC — SIGNAL INTERRUPTION
Start abruptly with VHS static and analog tracking noise.
The picture stabilizes for a moment.
A huge flashing warning slams onto the screen:
“⚠ WARNING ⚠”
Add a ridiculously dramatic 1990s breaking-news television sting.
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0.8–2.4 SEC — OFFICIAL WARNING
Transform into an elaborate colorful 1990s television warning graphic.
Huge, centered, extremely readable typography:
“VIEWER DISCRETION
IS ADVISED”
Below it, in much smaller pseudo-official text:
“Seriously. We mean it.”
Add one isolated electronic:
BEEP.
The beep should subtly resemble a medical monitor, but without revealing why.
Keep the dramatic television-news music underneath.
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2.4–4.2 SEC — THE JOKE
The graphics become slightly more unstable.
Tracking lines appear.
The colors begin drifting.
Then slam the following text dramatically onto the screen:
“QUESTIONABLE
LIFE CHOICES
AHEAD”
After a short beat, add underneath:
“Proceed at yo
Model
MiniMax H3
Type
Video
Aspect ratio
9:16
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